My manager (who is the CTO) texted me to bring my personal laptop in on the first day. This already seems like a red-flag and if needed I will not install any software or visit any sites beyond payroll.
How should I handle this situation if they refuse to provide me equipment. This is a in-person role.
How to handle it? If you can afford it, leave and don't come back. If not, bring it up first thing you see your manager, latest on your first 1-1. This can't go on. If he brushes off, check if he intends to work you hard like 996. That usually means they are looking to use your work and find a reason to fire you asap afterwards.
Just out of curiosity: Did you oversell yourself during the interviews?
Why not text him back and ask him why directly? This could all be clarified in a few messages.
In the meantime, shadow folks, attend standups, get to know your colleagues, the products, etc.
Run away.
It's a bit unusual, it's a yellow flag for sure, but it depends on how desperate you are for a job.
I'd tell them "i don't have a laptop, just a desktop" and see what they say? If they seem like they're going to not hire you for that, I agree with what other folks said, buy a cheap chromebook.
Then mid air with glass falling all around you go
FUCCK YOOOOOUU
just before hitting the ground exploding into a mist of blood and guts as your in tact brain slides across the asphalt only coming to a stop when hitting the Tesla supercharger your boss parks at when he bothers getting into work - the whole time your consciousness is still active, you know what’s happening, and in that moment, with DMT flooding your senses and pulsing through your neural capillaries like a row of steeds neck and neck at the end of the championship race — WHAM!You wake up
God says
“MacBooks suck anyway! why didn’t you just expense a Linux box???”
And the lesson is that God uses Linux. Jesus uses Android because it’s like a Linux that’s always with you.
In that situation it makes sense for you to bring a personal laptop which you can use to access non confidential stuff, you might not write any code in it and might just be given docs to read through
I didn’t get a work laptop when I was at a mega corp and the pay was absurdly good.
I ended up remote desktoping into a secured pc anyway.
Don’t put your personal stuff on the laptop for any reason. If money is a concern buy a laptop from Costco.
90 day return policy in case the first check bounces or something.