What does your investment portfolio look like?

My portfolio is:

* current employer: 33%

* previous employer: 20%

* target retirement fund: 20%

* handpicked stocks: 20%

* cash: 7%

I know this is far from optimal and that I got extremely lucky. Both companies I worked for, and my hand-picked stocks did pretty well. I also know that my cash allocation is too high.

I'm trying to move to a better portfolio this year, so I'm just curious what others are doing.

Like it was decided by a series of d20 rolls

Which is half accurate

Leveraged tech ETFs, and shorting bitcoin as a hedge. I think Trump will renege his promise on the Bitcoin reserve, so I should profit off that as BTC falls.