You may ask what happened - well, as they tried to remove the orange butthead from the White House after the second term, he headbutted the big red button to prevent being replaced by a woman.
Most of us died fast. Others could enjoy a few president-colored sunsets, while screaming in pain, and slowly disintegrating.
The only survivers were the astronauts of the ISS, Adam, Eve, and Joe. But instead of re-enacting the Bible in the coziness of zero gravity, they caught Musk's Tesla and tried to use its Autopilot to land on Mars. They'll burn in the Sun soon. But until then they'll be freezing to death in a frigging roadster.
Have fun.
You're in the middle of the pandemic, but don't worry. The vaccine will put everything back to normal by New Years.
And don't sweat the recession. It'll be a short one. In about 2 years, everything will be heating up again.
You will work through your bitterness at your parents. It's not a problem for me now. It was worth the effort and therapy ($$$).
That other relative is still mistreating people. People change very slowly, and only if they want to. You can help yourself by limiting your exposure to them.
You will finally get your daily habits: meditation, exercise, & sleep schedule. It doesn't happen until after the pandemic so don't stress about it now. Short term, try all those things you've been putting off. They will help: auto-shutoff on the TV & monitor & lights, clean and tidy the floor more often, and make those little habit reminders.
It's ok to dip into your savings. You'll fill it back up to 10x what it was.
You know those projects you've been thinking about and started but haven't made any progress on because social isolation has gotten you down? Well, you'll finally make progress on them. Three of them won't go anywhere, but one will be a big success! You're asking, "Which one!?" You have to find out for yourself. :)
By 2030, the pandemic and recession are just bad memories. You will have some hard times in the next 10 years, but nothing like 2020. 2021 will be full of hope. You will have so much fun in 2022. And you'll have some really great times every year after that. You will make several new friends of the highest quality. You will enjoy hundreds of board game nights and 30 trips over the next 10 years. The 2024 backpacking trip will be the best. We're planning another one and J&fam are coming since their kids are finally big enough to hike. :)
Relax. Everything's going to be fine.
-2030 Self