There’s no shortage of buyers for government securities, anyway. In yesterday’s auction of 28-day U.S. Treasury bills [1], for example, the bid-to-cover ratio was 2.75, meaning that the total of the bids was 2.75 times the face amount of the securities actually sold, and the highest interest rate the government had to agree to pay, to borrow as much as it wanted in that auction, was only 0.091%.
[1] https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/prea...
You would have a better chance of making money following r/wallstreetbets, because there's no way you can make any money on those bonds. (To be fair, you could also loose everything in wallstreetbets)